This is absurd. These people (who ARE these people??) designed an alarm clock that wakes you up to a freshly cooked piece of Bacon. They’ve dubbed it “Wake n’ Bacon.” Get it? No? Go live a little.
What you do is place a piece of frozen bacon in the clock overnight. Ten minutes before your alarm is set to go off, the clock will cook the bacon (that sentence should never be written…). When your alarm goes off, the bacon comes out and you wake up happy. Unless you’re vegetarian. Or kosher. Or not a morning person no matter what your alarm clock cooks for you.
OMG the clock is even shaped like a pig. That’s mildly upsetting… Check it out at their website.
omg, unreal. totally gonna be the cause of every fire from here on out.
Can it cook veggie burgers??
With every morning’s waking, I can clog my arteries more and more.