I am in San Diego, feeling exactly the opposite of the emotions this song evokes. However, it’s good not to forget my introspective roots.
Lie down on your rusty roof, spread out, stare into the night sky…and listen.
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Our High Highs friends are back with a lovely, meandering new single, “Once Around The House.” Check out those SoundCloud waves! If you live in New York and haven’t seem them live, you’re doing yourself a disservice.
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5. Cher Lloyd – âWant U Backâ
Are people stupid? Are people getting stupider? Is that a real thing thatâs happening? Is the Internet ruining our brains? Do babies have iPhones? What is the world like? Is Cher Lloyd because of climate change?
Cher Lloyd is very thin and very young. She was born when I was eight. Whenever I hear of a celebrity being born in the early nineties I imagine my child self cradling said celebrity as a newborn baby in my child arms, and then I resent them for making more money than I do.
“Want U Back” is upsetting. It begins with Cher expelling a guttural monkey sound: sheâs MAD. Oh my god sheâs so mad. She wants him back so bad!!!!! But then she giggles moments later. Sheâs confused. She doesnât know how she feels! The narrative begins with Cher breaking up with a dude because he didnât âhave much game,â but then he starts dating another girl, she sees them âwalking all over town,â eating at ârestaurants,â and now sheâs jealous- she wants him back. Sheâs irrationally convincing herself that his relationship with the other girl is all a ploy to get her attention, but I donât really think thatâs true about him. Cher is crazy; sheâs vindictive. Sheâs saying that the new girl wears ugly jeans. Now a rapper named Astro who appears to be eight years old is backing up her stupid point in a rap. Both Astro and Cher Lloyd, Iâve learned, were contestants on the TV show The X Factor. The song ends with Cher making a bzzzzzz noise with her lips and breaking the fourth wall, asking her audience, âDo I sound like a helicopter?â
Bzzzzzzzzz. Do we live in a Dystopia?
Continue reading The Ten Most Beloved Songs I Hate [Part 2] →
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As far as my ears are concerned, itâs 1967. I very rarely listen to music made after 1970, and I almost never listen to music made after 1982 (the year Combat Rock by the Clash was released). I have only the vaguest understanding of what contemporary popular music sounds like; as Iâve always seen it, whatâs the point of going out of my way to listen to music I donât like when I can listen to music I love whenever I want?
Because, I guess, Iâm curious. I donât expect myself to like the music Iâm about to be exposed to, but Iâm a big believer in not knocking things âtil Iâve tried them. If youâre going to knock something, youâve got to knock it with authority.
On the evening of Monday, July 30th, 2012, I cold-listened to the Top Ten most downloaded songs on American iTunes and wrote down how they made me feel. As follows are my findings.
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