The world is over. That’s it. It’s been a nice run, but we’ve come to an end. Because Snuggies/Slankets became the biggest thing ever, some geniuses thought it would be cool to make wearable towels. So that’s all she wrote. Any kind of reasonable mankind is done. All because of this:
The best part? You can wear them as togas! For all those toga parties you go to… (??). How does this even work as a towel? Does wearing it somehow dry you off? Because when I learned how to dry myself, wearing the towel was not an option. IT’S JUST NOT NATURAL.
um, i’m sorry but this is ingenious. i’m calling the number aws.
I want that.
Not cute.
You know those smocks you have to wear when you get an x-ray at the dentist?
Well, there you go.