Old guy defends Rihanna’s honor – with the power of MUSIC!!

Middle-aged man Bert Griffin wrote this awesome country-rock (??) song called “Rhianna’s Song (Bitch Slapping Brown).” You have to wait for the chorus (at about 1:21), but it’s totally worth it to hear cries of “Bitch slappin’ Brown / Bitch slapped his baby down.” You WISH your dad (grandpa?) was this cool. I already know mine is (we played in a punk rock band together). [via Videogum]